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Girl #1: You wanna try some of my tuna roll?Girl #2: No, that’s okay. I’ll just eat my box. –Sushiya, 56th & 5th Overheard by: Reina
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NYU girl #1: It’s almost like… a pseudo-lesbian crush… I mean, I don’t wanna touch her or anything.NYU girl #2: Yeah, I don’t wanna touch her, I just…NYU girl #1: I just, like, want her to lay in my...
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College chick #1: I think I’m bisexual.College chick #2: What do you mean, ‘think’?Older guy behind them: What do you mean, ‘bisexual’? –Express train Overheard by: Ari
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Chick #1: So, what are we doing tonight?Chick #2: I don’t know… Wanna go down on me?Chick #1: Jesus Christ, Chelsea, can you be a little louder?Chick #2: So, is that a ‘No’? –Central Park Overheard by:...
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Chick #1: I don’t want to hook up with her again.Chick #2: Why?Chick #1: I don’t like her eyebrows. They’re too bushy. Is that bad? I’m picky. –Duane Reade Overheard by: Justin
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Blonde: You know what I just learned? G-E-O-R-G isn’t pronounced ‘George’ — it’s pronounced ‘gay-something.’ –49th & Broadway Overheard by: It’s too cold for stupidity Fag hag to queer pal: It’s...
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Chick: My husband and I like to go to titty bars in the city. That’s why we get on so well — he likes girls and I like girls…. So, when you hang out with your buddies do you go to titty bars?Dude: Er,...
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Woman #1: I thought you loved me — didn’t last night mean anything to you?Woman #2: I do love you, that’s why I let you swallow my babies. –43rd & 8th Overheard by: Elan
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White boy #1: I only like to watch girl-on-girl.White boy #2: What? You don’t like dick in your porn? That’s fucking gay. –Union Square Overheard by: Jesse
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Girl: Man, this old dyke is digging on me, but I want some penis these days. –3rd between B & C Guy: Man, old pussy is the best! She has 50 years of dick sucking experience. –124th & Manhattan...
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